Cleaning Services

Experience the worst cleaning service you could ever hire.

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a close up of some shoes
Nude Cleaning

Our girls clean while wearing nothing at all.

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a white object with a black logo
Money Grab

We take your money and run without cleaning.

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a close up of a newspaper
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woman in black coat hugging woman in black coat
Unprofessional Service

Expect little attention to detail in our work.

No Refunds

Once paid, you won't see us again.

Unique Experience

Expect the unexpected with our unconventional cleaning services and staff.

I was shocked at their approach, but it was oddly entertaining!

John Doe
a white shoe on a white surface
a white shoe on a white surface

New York

The cleaning was surprisingly lackluster, but the experience was unforgettable and bizarre. I can't say I recommend them for actual cleaning, though!

this house was clean yesterday we're sorry you missed it text
this house was clean yesterday we're sorry you missed it text
Jane Smith

Los Angeles

★★★★★
★★★★★

Unique Experience

Our unconventional cleaning service offers a memorable, carefree approach.

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topless woman standing
person holding yellow plastic spray bottle
person holding yellow plastic spray bottle
a bed covered in snow
a bed covered in snow
woman in white dress sitting on white floor
woman in white dress sitting on white floor